Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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