You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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