I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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