I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
