My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
