Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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