But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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