I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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