At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Randomize
