I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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