Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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