that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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