We're like a lot better than the average bears
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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