Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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