I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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