Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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