Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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