he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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