Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So much Jack, so little girl.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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