If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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