At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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