is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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