So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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