My brain says no but my pants say off.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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