Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm both gender and math confused
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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