JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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