the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Barsexuality is the new black.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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