what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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