i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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