Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Alive.
So much puke
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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