Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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