Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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