their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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