She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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