why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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