ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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