super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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