So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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