I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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