I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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