im drinking this country out of the recession.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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