Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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