I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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