I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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