Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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