Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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