I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Randomize
