we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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