I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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