drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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