no. you can't hotbox the world.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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