Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
