I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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