People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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